BUMPED-Exclusive: Obama calls Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton to secret WH meeting on how to deal with the Perry Problem

The Last Tradition has obtained a transcript of a top secret meeting between President Obama, Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton on how to handle Texas Gov Rick Perry entrance to the GOP run for president.



President Obama: God damn it, Chris! You told me Perry wasn’t going to run.



Chris Matthews: I tried to tell you Mr. President. But, you don’t answer your cell while you’re playing golf.



President Obama: Oh, so you think I play too much golf too?



Matthews: I didn’t say that Mr. President. My, that’s a very sharp crease you have in your pants, Mr. President.



Obama: What are you David Brooks now? Let’s focus Chris. What are we gonna do about Perry. This guy can kick my ass!



Al Sharpton: Mr. President?



Obama: Al? Don’t you see I’m talking to Chris right now?



Sharpton: Yeah, but….



Obama: Shut up, Al. I’ll get to you in a minute. What do we do, Chris?



Matthews: Let’s see, what can we do? Oh, I got it. I’ll call him crazy on my show.



Obama: Crazy huh?



Matthews: That’s it, Mr. President. I’ll call him crazy on my show, and Al can call him a racist on his show.



Obama: Hmm. Crazy and a racist?



Sharpton: But, Mr. Preesident?



Obama: Al? I’m still talking to Chris remember?



Matthews: I think that’s a winner Mr. President.



Obama: That sounds good, Chris. Maybe you can throw in some Confederate flag stuff. That always works on the Negros.



Sharpton: Negros? Mr. President! You’re black.



Obama: That’s for the campaign trail. I’m half white God dam it



Michelle Obama: It’s time for your 5th prayer of the day.



Obama: Oh, that’s right. Where’s my prayer rug?



Mrs. Obama: Where you always leave it, next to the statue of Mao Tse-tung.



Obama: Oh thanks, Honey. Okay that settles it. Chris, you get on MSNBC and call Perry crazy till the cows come home. And Al, call him a racist. That should be simple enough for you to understand because that’s all you do anyway.



Sharpton: Yes, Mr. President

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Brand-New BATMAN CHARACTER GLASSES

Check out this new BATMAN Merchandise that just became available. Here are 2 Glass Tumblers with humorous sayings & retro-style bat-graphics. In fact, if you're a Vintage Toy Collector you'll probably notice the "Batmobile" image is the Kenner Superpowers Action Figure Vehicle. Yes, this clip art is from the 1980's. One glass says, "Wanna Come To My Bat Cave?", & the other one is "Chicks Dig The Ride!", ha ha! I really like these & someday, they will be MINE! Here's a good place to get them, just click the link button down below:

Proof That BATMAN is Cooler Than Other Superheroes

I really don't care about "Celebrity News", it's shallow & lame. But I came across this paparazzi photo the other day that's kinda cool. It shows the Actor Robert Downey Jr ( Ironman & Sherlock Holmes ) walking down the street with his Son. The funny thing is his Son, Indio, is wearing a Batman T-Shirt AND Bat-Symbol Logo Belt Buckle, ha! Yes, it appears he's more of a Batman Fan than one of Ironman!

BATMAN Humor Video - LAW & ORDER: GOTHAM CITY

"In Gotham City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the Detectives of the Major Crimes Unit, with the aid of a Masked Vigilante known as 'The Batman'. These are their stories..."



OK, This LAW & ORDER: GOTHAM CITY Video is both funny & very well done. It was made by our friend Pat who loves to make mash-ups. Thanks for sending this Pat!

BATMAN HUMOR - Funny Pictures, Photos, & Comic Strip

We all need a good laugh every now and them so please enjoy these funny Batman-related photos and comic strip, ha ha ha ha! Oh, by the way, the Dog's name is "Buster" & he does look kinda mad, ha!

Humor Video - How To, Batman! - How to Iron a Shirt

In this video installment of "How To, Batman!", the Dark Knight teaches us how to properly iron a shirt. Hey, doesn't Alfred usually do that for him? Ha Ha!

Video - Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Batman

This BATMAN Fan-Made Humor Video combines a few clips from different animated versions of the Dark Knight & teaches us all some important lessons for life.

Funny BATMAN COMIC STRIP From CTRL+ALT+DEL

Awhile back, at the CTRL+ALT_DEL webcomic website, they did a totally hilarious parody of Batman. It looks like he finally had an "accident" with his batarang, ha ha! Be sure to click on it for a larger version, check it out!

Video - BATMAN IN SRILANKA - New 2011 TV Commercial

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Wacky Silly Funny BATMAN HUMOR - Ha Ha!

To brighten your day I thought I would post a few BATMAN-related Humor photos & Pictures. Now, don't thank me because most of these have been sent in by Bat-Blog Fans who totally ROCK! I've always said that if my blog is any good at all then it's because of the readership. For some reason a lot of people have really embraced the spirit of this site that I have tried to create from the very start & that is that the BAT-BLOG.COM is all about the love of the character & the joys of collecting. So, to everybody who has contributed stuff and to everyone who enjoys the site, Thank You.

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This is going to fit into "Weird & Wacky Bat-News" but it's kinda fun so follow me here. A friend of the Bat-Blog, named Travis, was channel surfing the other day & couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a guy on TV dressed as a beaten and bloodied Robin/Jason Todd! But he managed to sneak a screen shot so check out the pic! Yes! That's Jason Todd, AFTER being beaten by The Joker with a Crowbar!! Good eye Travis. Now, for people who want to see the entire episode, it's online for a limited time at the CBS website. This is the show that aired on April 15th, just click HERE! Oh yeah, as a side note, I think the "Hawaiian Girl" is kinda cute, ha!

Video - BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY New Game Trailer - Live Action Version

OK, Here's a silly mix-up video using audio from the new BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY Video Game Trailer & scenes from various Batman Movies. The editing isn't too bad for a fan-made film. Check it out, it's kinda funny!

Funny BATMAN COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO Humor HA HA!

I'm feeling sort of lazy this morning so I'm just gonna post all these funny pictures & humor photos that are related to Batman, enjoy! ( Thanks to everybody who mailed them in, you guys ROCK! )

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Teagle's BATMAN POP ART Acrylic Paintings

Check out these hilarious and very clever portraits of BATMAN AND ROBIN by Artist Jack Teagle. His work has a great style to them & the colors are very intense. he also does parodies of other characters like Spiderman, He-Man Masters of The Universe, Star Wars, Power Rangers, and More. To check out his online gallery, just click HERE!

Bruce Wayne Makes Forbes Magazine's Fictional 15 List!

Forbes Magazine, the leading source in news on Capitalism, has just released their "Fictional 15" List. Every year they rank the top 15 richest fictional characters. For a magazine that's known as "extremely serious" this Fic15 is very tongue in cheek and just a lot of fun! It usually includes people like Uncle Scrooge, Jed Clampett, Richie Rich, Mr. Monopoly, Tony Stark ( Iron Man ), Montgomery Burns ( The Simpsons ), etc... Well, Bruce Wayne ( The Dark Knight ) was # 8 on the list, ha! For more info, click HERE!

Funny Creativity Inspired by The Dark Knight!

The Bat-Blog is all about being a Batman Fan & we also love when people are inspired by the character. Here are some wonderful examples of creativity: The 1st pic is a crazy sculpture of the Caped Crusader. He was made with special cake icing called "Fondant", probably for a very special Birthday Cake. The next example is pretty wacky! ( Thanks Jackie ) Somebody painted their Apartment's Garage Door with the Bat-Symbol Logo... cool! The 3rd pic is a photo sent in by a Bat-Blog Reader who, I guess, got bored in class, ha! He drew the Dark Knight on his hand & it looks pretty good. The last pic is a BATMAN Art Masterpiece, made from SNOW! So, are YOU inspired by any of these pics? Have YOU done anything creative lately? If so, then please shoot us a photo. Thanks!

Funny BATMAN AND THE JOKER Humor Photos, HA HA!

In today's trying times, we all need a good laugh every now & then, ha! So, here are some hilarious Batman-related pictures to enjoy!

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In this hilarious video by "Barely Political" we get to see Batman as he gets his Batmobile ride pimped by "Improve My Automobile!".